Ummm. What?

So my friend Skylar sent me this...

I did ask what they were saying, apparently talking in german. 

I would imagine it would be quality fucking material 😛

SL 101: Lesson 2: AO/Animation Override

Lesson 2: AO's for dummies.

There are PLENTY of cheap,free, and quality AO's out there.

What does this mean? You no longer have to waddle around like a duck with hemorrhoids.

Looking for something to suit your cheap needs but not completely look like a noob? VISTA ANIMATIONS have great starter AO's

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MALE AO:

https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/VISTA-ANIMATIONS-MALE-BASIC-MOCAP-AO-2013/298450

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FEMALE AO:

https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/VISTA-ANIMATIONS-FEMALE-BASIC-MOCAP-AO/298453

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If you have some lindens to spare, head over to oracul animations at Kuso.

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Kuso/229/201/226

You can buy full Ao's on average 300-350L ( thats cheap for a good AO )

If your ass is even tighter, you can buy many individual poses there for 10-20L each.

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ALTERNATIVELY

Here is my quick tutorial on how to use the built in AO maker ( found at the bottom right of your browser.

again, because I use a different "skin " my buttons may look different from yours, but everything should be in the same place.

Step 1.

open that motherfucker up and click on the little "wrench" Icon to expand it.

Step 2.

 Click the plus button and start a new animation set, and name it whatever you want.

Step 3.

Literally all you have to do is drag and drop animations into each slot.

So, drag and drop each corresponding animation in your inventory, save it, and click on the AO button to turn it on and off. That simple. No more huds weighing you down.

Congrats, you made it past this level. Stay tuned for more. 

-Foxie

Trophy Girls for Rich Cucks

Thats right little cuckies... dont miss out on this hot girl! She might even go all the way for a few lindens...

SL 101: Lesson One: How to fix your sky settings for an optimum avatar experience.

Lesson One: Environment Settings

Who turned on the fucking light?

This is about to make your avatars a little less shitty and make everything a whole lot easier to manage. Follow the steps i've provided below and you may be salvageable. 

Having a shitty computer is not an excuse. In fact, anyone on the lowest of low settings can complete this tutorial and find a considerable difference.

STEP 1.

Open up your Firestorm Viewer ( Note: mine will look different from yours, because I use a different skin. Everything should be located in the same place/name )

STEP 2. 

at the top right of your viewer, follow the path shown below. 

STEP 3.

open up this little fucker, and make sure your settings are the SAME as mine

NOTE: WATER SETTING CAN BE SET TO ANYTHING YOU WANT. IT WILL NOT AFFECT THIS. MOST PEOPLE USE DEFAULT THOUGH. 

STEP 4.

You may notice its bright as fuck... well, there is one last important step you need to complete before you go out there and perv the ladies.

Under the "Preferences" Menu You'll find the "Graphics" Tab.

ALWAYS MAKE SURE " LOCAL LIGHTS " IS TURNED OFF.

everytime you adjust your graphics slider, it will reset that, so you will need to uncheck it every time you change that settings. 

All the other settings are completely up to you just as long as that is switched off. 

CONGRATS! YOU MADE IT.... You are well on your way to being that ACTUAL sexy bitch you always thought you were. 

You'll thank me later.