Sunday, February 3, 2019

Gimpy Toe Sucker

I know that disabilities are no joke, but after what this guy said to me, he totally deserves it.
He approached me with a " Hey im ugly, but i like girl feet.. can I suck on your toes? " SO naturally I investigated his profile. This is what I found.

Friday, September 21, 2018

Opps

Yesterday, at the cuckold club, I was greeted by this dude rubbing his "dick" on my leg . I asked if he was a psychopath? He didnt answer me. I assumed so. 

Shortly after a large female Police officer showed up to arrest him for public indecency. 

She was clearly qualified. 


Thursday, June 21, 2018

Oh no honey what is you doin?

"Look at that thigh gap!" -  no man ever. 

when you're chicken legs are wide enough to build an entire KFC between them. 


Thursday, April 19, 2018

The Fuck Meat Club

Ladies.. this man is totally single.. limited time offer! get in while you can. 

Thursday, October 26, 2017

Ummm. What?

So my friend Skylar sent me this...




I did ask what they were saying, apparently talking in german. 

I would imagine it would be quality fucking material 😛

Gimpy Toe Sucker

I know that disabilities are no joke, but after what this guy said to me, he totally deserves it. He approached me with a " Hey im ugl...